We had a great response to our competition - some that made us laugh, some that made us groan and even those that made us blush (we couldn't possibly publish the latter) and needless to say the entries followed a certain 'theme'!
RUNNERS UP:
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'sack'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'package'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'plum puddings'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'big fat wallet'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'carrot'
AND THE REST:
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'feet'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'mince pies'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'carrot'
- Santa has got so fat lately he can't even reach his 'potential'

*correct spelling applies